Oh yes, I did.
I said it. Someone had to.
I’ve been married for a short three months and some change, and I don’t have enough phalanges three times over to count how many times folks have asked me, “Shouldn’t you be in the honeymoon phase?”
I’d like to know who wrote the marriage policy handbook, and where I can get one, because I sure as heck have never seen this policy labeled anywhere in stone.